I love the ellipsis…


Sorry solo reader…it took me a while to pry myself out of the ice with a spatula..but I’m back.  In all seriousness, I actually have a consistent 3 readers now (thank you so much) and have just been wicked busy.  I haven’t yet mastered the art of blogging and scheduling blogs or how to gain blog audiences. This is more just an outlet for me that maybe people will or won’t want to read that I may or may not give direction to at one point or another.  With all that being said, I will take the time now to give you a proper introduction.

I honestly forget what I wrote in my original intro…so again, I’m your ninja of the suburban variety.  I live pretty much in the same place I was born and raised, but that’s not to say that I’ve never left here…cause I have…but patience…I’ll tell you about that in a second.  I’m married with 2 sons, one who just turned 16 and one who will be 7 in March.  I’m not working right now, though I did go to school for Chemistry back in the day.  I’m a wife, mom, student of Psychology and life and whatever else you wanna throw at me. My husband travels pretty extensively for his job to far away lands which really isn’t conducive to me working outside of the home because my youngest son’s autistic and has appointments often while my older son and I have our own health issues that we deal with, which are nothing big deal, but things that require semi-regular treatment. Umm…let’s see.  Medically, I have killer migraines, some spinal injuries that need to be fixed at some point, PCOS (Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome) but I like to think I have it pretty mildly, along with wicked anxiety, some depression, and some crazy PTSD which stems from some nasty stuff that happened to me in my past at the hand of my brother, which I will gladly tell you all.  It’s nothing shameful for me and I’m very open about it. Haha.  I didn’t think I’d be telling 3 readers my medical issues.

I was married and divorced before and then remarried. We’ve been remarried for almost 14 years.  They haven’t been all Matt Damon (my term for peachy, great), but they’ve been worth it because at the end of the day he’s the guy I want to sleep with and wake up next to.  I will make it a point to tell you about the ups and downs and endless abysses of heartbreak that once was our marriage.  I actually met them both in the Army.  I was in the Army…neat right?  I went to basic training in Fort Jackson, SC where I met my first husband…we married in Aiken, SC when we were in AIT at Fort Gordon, GA on December 7, 1996 (should’ve seen that coming with it being the anniversary of the Attack on Pearl Harbor) and had the oldest a little over a year later then separated a few months after that.

What else…with me…what you see is what you get.  I’m typing to you in the exact same way I’d say this to you I only go back for typos and missed spaces.  I believe in conversational writing…I write enough formal papers for school that I say leave those beasts behind.  I love the ellipsis obviously…so much so that I should’ve been a lawyer, as they’re most commonly used in legal documents.  If you saw me…I don’t wear makeup unless it’s for special occasions or I’m just dying to wear makeup, both which are pretty rare.  I’ve been told I’m naturally beautiful. I don’t see it. I see a plain girl with wild and crazy brown hair and brown eyes that sometimes border on being almost black except for on the outer iris.  I’m 5’5″, 145ish, I’m usually wearing something I’m either wearing to the gym or something I’ve already worn to the gym…you have to smell me to see and likely a robe.  If I’m not in gym attire, I’m wearing pajamas, sometimes jeans and a shirt. I rarely wear dresses.  My identifying marks are freckles all over my eyelids and under my eyes, several scars, and a ninja with a throwing star tattooed on my left outer leg by my ankle bone.  🙂

I love to read, to write, to sit in silence, music of all kinds, I’m an avid collector of unread magazines and dust bunnies, I love Internet freebies and contests and just recently won 5 free Snickers bars that I probably won’t ever eat, but will buy for other people to eat.  I eat fairly healthy.  I live in a crappy house, which is a long, long story for another time, but if you have $100,000 or know someone that might want a charity case with a great story, send them my way.  I volunteer with a rape organization, I volunteer at my son’s school. I love both of those things. I’m fascinated by people in general and the way they work so sometimes I just sit on Facebook and observe my friends and family or watch people interact on like news articles.  I love my family, not just my husband and kids, but my parents and my 3 older brothers (even the bad one in my way, but he continues to be a perv even though I’m 35)…I’m the baby and only girl…well I have a niece, but in my immediate family. Hmm…I feel like I’ve told you my whole life story. If you have questions or concerns about anything, please ask.  I will answer pretty much anything or help you as much as I possibly can.  If I can’t help you, I guarantee I know someone that can.

Sorry for being long-winded…sorry for not blogging recently.  I promise I’ll write regularly.  I’m going to try to come up with a schedule like normal bloggers do.  It’s my goal this year to get into a good routine.  This will be part of it.  Consider yourself part of my experiment…mwhahaha.

❤ SN


About lifeofasuburbanninja

Just a ninja from the suburbs willing to share the good, bad and ugly of all aspects of my life. Sit back and enjoy the ride. Hopefully you learn something about yourself along the way. View all posts by lifeofasuburbanninja

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